Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

gerard-you-little-shit:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK

I’M GOING TO BE IN LONDON FOR THIS!1!!11

"I don’t wanna die but I ain’t keen on living either. Not sure I understand this role I’ve been given."
— It’s from some song and it pretty much sums up how I’ve been feeling lately. (via nightshadetears)

40yr-old-fangirl:

sherlyandthedoctor:

kira902k:

retardis-cumberbitch:

moriartysskull:

retardis-cumberbitch:

Benedict+Eyes

Best Cumbereyes post ever.

UMMM HOW DID THIS EVEN REACHED 10K GUYS WTH 

ummm are they blue or green this is killing me hE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

I BELIEVE THE COLOUR IS CALLED “GALAXY” 

I personally call his eyes ‘Supernova’ And my favorite part is that little spot in his right eye.

The first and last time they say goodbye to each other face to face…

;____;

oh god oh god it’s the same room and the same door but opposite who’s leaving and don’t mind me, just in the corner crying a little

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imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ major signal boost Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

the-writers-ramblings:

history series → the woman pope [joan]

as for will, woman should be considered superior to man for eve ate of the apple for love of knowledge and learning, but adam ate of it merely because she asked him.